Tagged by NobleGundam
.... Dammit babe TwT;
The "NSFW meme" but Character Edition!
1.) Choose a character
2.) Answer the questions as if it was your character getting them
3.) Have fun
Like Noble, i'll pick multiple characters to make this more interesting.
WARNING: This is actually a pretty mature meme
So, if you don't like anything involving mature themes, go ahead and ignore this.
... There will also be swearing in this.
1. Do you watch/read pornography?
Zakiya: Not since I got in a relationship ~
Burara: Eh... Sometimes. If it's on a bet or something.
Tar: I don't have anything to watch it on, and books tend to get... Absorbed...
2. Would you ever consider making (acting or directing) a porno?
Amber: O///O N-Nooo...
Zakiya: Nah, I think that'd make me and Em' uncomfortable.
Burara: How much would they pay?
Tar: .////. I-I don't think I c-could...
3. Are you a virgin?
Amber: .... *blushes a bit and nervously giggles*
Burara: Eheh... C-Can't say either which way.
Tar: Uhh... Yes?
5. Happy that way?
Amber: I suppose. ^^
Zakiya: Yeah. X3
Tar: .///. U-Uh huh...
6. Are there any friends you've thought about sex with?
Amber: Only my boyfriend~
Zakiya: Em' ~
Burara: Eheh... M-Maybe one or two... ^///^;
Tar: N-Not that I can think of....
7. Any of your friends you HAVE had sex with?
Zakiya: Em' ~ But she's my girlfriend
Burara: .////. ....
8. Someone famous you would have sex with?
I-I wouldn't uhh, want to cheat on Legi~
Zakiya: Not really anyone I can think of.
Burara: ... The only person we Kerons really consider as popular are the Demon SGT. and Sumomo... Neither of which i'd want near me.
Tar: O-Oh, I'd be too nervous to be around anyone f-famous...
9. Attracted to (men/women)?
Amber: Men ^^
Zakiya: Either, but i'm only attracted to my Emmy~.
Burara: Either. ^^
Tar: ..... *mumbles* m-men .///.
10. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Amber: ..... Uhh, depends, like... Like make-out kiss, or kiss on cheek? 'Cus mommy's kissed my cheek before. And my forehead... And my "boo-boos".
Zakiya: I'm actually a futa so... Sort of yes, sort of no?
Burara: Eheh... Y-Yeah.
Tar: The only person who's ever really near me is my brother and, uhh, we don't really kiss or anything.
O-Or have sex, either...
11. What's your sexuality?
Zakiya: Uhh.... I guess bi?
Tar: .... H-Homo. .///.;
12. Do you masturbate?
Amber: No. owo;
Tar: ... I'm physically incapable of it. o///o;
13. How often? Lately?
14. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Amber: Hehe, oh Legi' knows how I like it already.
Zakiya: I get to be aggressive while Em's passive... Which I like. ^^
Burara: Aggressive. Mmm... *drools a bit* Maybe bending me over on a dealer table... ~
Tar: O-Ohh, uhh... Wh-Whatever they like .///. ....
15. Would you choose love or money?
Amber: Love~ ^^ .
Zakiya: Love. ^^
Burara: ..... Well, I DO really like money... Eh, but then again my sister cares about me a bunch, and that makes me feel way better then cash does, so... Love. ~
Tar: L-Lovey dovey. ^^
16. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Amber: .... I think we actually did once. ~
Zakiya: Oh hoh yeah.
Burara: Not yet... Sounds steamy though. ~
Tar: .///. N-No...
17. Would you rather oral or anal?
Amber: .////. *squeaks*
Zakiya: Hmm... Oral maybe?
Burara: Stick it up my a$$ =w= ~ (
I am so sorry... )
Tar: I-I techniqually don't really have a uhh... Anal hole, so...
18. Would you rather be the dominant partner, or the submissive partner in a relationship?
Amber: Submissive ~
Zakiya: I'm already the dom' ~ .
Burara: Preferably submissive to be honest, but I can dish it out too. ~
Tar: S-Ssssss.... uuubbb? .///. *rubs his arm nervously*
19. Would you ever want to be tied?
Amber: Hmm... sounds weird?
Zakiya: Eh, I don't mind either way.
Burara: I've been tied before. o///o;
Tar: I-I can't be tied up... I'd slide out.
20. Would you ever want to tie someone up?
Amber: Not really? Owo;
Zakiya: Naahh, I doubt Em's into that stuff.
Burara: ... *makes evil pyramid hands*
Tar: N-No... I-it sounds mean...
21. Ever offered to tie someone up?
Amber: No. owo;
22. Anyone ever offered to tie you up?
Amber: Nope. ~
Zakiya: Not yet.
Burara: Oh, they didn't "offer" =.=; .
Tar: Y-Yeah, I-I think there was a-actually someone...
23. Would you rather your sexual partner be shaved, or unshaved?
Amber: Legion doesn't have hair... owo;
Zakiya: My girlfriend's a hedgehog sooo... She can't really shave....
Burara: Shaved. ~ Hair makes it all itchy. =.=;
Tar: I-I don't mind either way. ^///^;
24. Are you a flirt?
Amber: Maybe sometimes... ^///^ ~
Burara: When I feel like it. ~
25. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Amber: Uhh... At Legion's house? owo;
Zakiya: A beach
Burara: The gambling house baby ~ God I love that place. =w=
Tar: ?! I-I'm a virgin! >.<;
26. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Amber: .... Legion's house? .///.; Eheh, i-it's quite literally the only place i've had sex at. ~
Zakiya: Hmm... You guys might say the beach, i'd saayyyyy... Eheh, shoot, actually I really don't know. ^^
Burara: Hmm...I dunno, in an alley?
Tar: >///< Y-You guys are gross!
27. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Amber: ...... *fakely coughs*
Zakiya: Not yet.
Burara: Ehhh... I don't think so?
Tar: *shudders* ;w;
28. Do you own sexy underwear?
Amber: Well... I'm sure Legion thinks it's sexy. ^^
Burara: I don't really wear clothes, i'm a Keronian. I only wear a cap and my bandana.
29. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Amber: No. owo;
Burara: Not really interested....
30. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Amber: No, I-I don't do bars. owo;
Zakiya: Ew, hell no >.<; .
Tar: No O.O;
31. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Zakiya: Nope. ~
Burara: Eh, not yet. Never get caught, or they usually don't give a shit.
Tar: Eehhh >.< S-Shut up Burara!
32. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Amber: No, luckily Legion's not a drinker either. owo;
Burara: Yep. ~
Tar: BURARA! DX<
33. Pee games?
All: .... EWWWW, fucking sicko.
34. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Amber: Owo; No...
Burara: Eheh, a lot actually. owo;
Tar: No... *covers face* Wh-Why all these question? >~<;
35. Bought something from an adult store?
Zakiya: .... :3
Tar: *nervously looks between Zakiya and Burara and covers face again*
36. Do you own any sex toys?
Amber: Not that I know of. owo;
Burara: I wish. owo;
Tar: >.<; Mmm....
37. If yes, how many and what are they?
38. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Amber: ... *stares at Legion* Hmm...
Zakiya: Nope. ~
Burara: .... Eheh... *blushes and covers a computer monitor*
39. Your weakness?
Amber: Legion. ^^ ... And maybe his brothers. >:3 *waiting to see how Leigon'd react to that* Hehehe
Zakiya: My little pink hedgehog.
Burara: Big humans.
40. Favorite features on a sexual partner?
Amber: *starts counting off everything she can think of for Legion*
Zakiya: That she's cute.
Burara: Aggressive and extremely dominate ~
Tar: Uhh... I-I wouldn't m-mind any of the features... ////
41. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Amber: Pfff, no. owo;
Burara: I don't tend to use names at all...
Tar: N-No. owo;
42. Have you ever had phone sex?
Amber: Nah. owo;
Zakiya: Em' and I did try that once. ~
Burara: Nope. ~ That wouldn't even compare to the real thing. owo;
43. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Burara: *yawns* Boring...
44. Your best features are?
Amber: *does a twirl* Not sure, what do you think? ^^
Zakiya: Hmm.. My head? *shrugs*
Tar: >.<; Uhh... M-My soft... ish... body?
45. What's your favorite sexual position?
Amber: Legion likes doggy. owo; I don't really have a favorite myself though. ~
Burara: Anything that's got my legs sprawled~ =w=
Tar: AGGGHHHH T.T .
46. Would you have sex with music playing?
Amber: Yes, that sounds amazing. owo
Zakiya: Already have. ~
Burara: Yep, and already done. ~
Tar: .... *nods shyly*
47. If yes, what song?
-..... I don't f*cking know ANY romantic songs dude
48. Favorite word for sex (fucking, humping, shagging…)?
Amber: ... Uhh ... It's all the same to me.
Zakiya: PFFFTTTT! Does anyone actually use humping?! XD
Burara: Fucking, shagging, or shanking.
Tar: *covers his face* ... L-Loving?
49. Whispering or screaming?
50. When you want to have sex with someone, what do you do about it?
Amber: Usually just pushing against Legion and mentioning it seems to work. ~
Zakiya: Ask her, duh. ~
Burara: Pff, just make a bet and I guess you can lose on purpose or somethin'.
51. Would you consider tying up someone and hurting them / being tied and having someone hurt you?
Amber: NO O.o; .
Zakiya: Nuh uh.
Burara: Ehhh, I usually don't really get a choice in the matter.
Tar: Pl-Please no ;.;
52. Would you consider tying someone up and tickling them / being tied and having someone
Zakiya: That sounds better, at least.
Tar: I-I don't think I can really be tickled.
53. Would you rather be on top?
Amber: Not really.
Zakiya: I already am. ~
Burara: Ehhh... Not really.
54. Sex on a holiday? (Easter/Halloween/etc..)
Zakiya: Depends on Em's mood.
Burara: I'm open 24/7. ~
Tar: Uhh... I-I guess I wo-wouldn't mind... N-Not Christmas though...
55. How much would you do for your sexual partner?
Amber: ? What does that mean?
Zakiya: *shrugs* ?
Burara: Like... What I let them do or would I do to them if they wanted it? Pff, dunno.
Tar: .... *hides face* U-Uhh....
Burara: I don't really care. ~
Tar: N-No >.< .
57. Sex before marriage?
Amber, Zakiya, and Burara look at eachother.
Tar: Uhh, p-preferably no...
59. Tongue in your private area?
I don't think Legion'd want to though. owo;
Tar: Ehh, I-I might make you sick! O///O
60. Tongue in your bellybutton?
Amber: Ehh... Th-That one'd be a no...
Burara: I don't have a bellybutton... But if I did the answer's still no.
Tar: Uhh, y-yeah, same answer as Burara.
61. Zodiac sign (yours, and sexual partner's)?
-Uhhh... I don't know all their "birthdates". Sorry.
62. Tips to turn you on?
Zakiya: Only Emily will know. ~
Burara: Mmm, just start with the sexing~ =w=
Tar: O///O .... *nervous whine*
63. Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Zakiya: Working on it. ~
Tar: N-No... I-I mean, I c-can techniqually have a baby though...
64. Ever done any illegal drugs?
Burara: Don't plan on doing it, and never have.
65. Have you ever cheated on someone?
Amber: Uhhh. No.
Burara: At poker games yeah ~ Heh heh heh. >:3
66. Ever been cheated on?
Amber: I hope not. owo;
Burara: Ehh, to be honest, never been in a relationship, so, no.
67. Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Amber: Owo; ... Eheh, uhh ...
Burara: Nah. My hands aren't big enough to handle a stupid human camera anyway.
68. Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Amber: *gets a camera* >:3 Hehehe, planning on it. ~
Burara: Hmm, if I need to blackmail someone maybe I could get one...
Tar: N-No.... No-not interested...
FINALLY IT'S DONE!
If you want to try this meme out go ahead, I won't stop you.
I won't tag anyone though, never know who would be uncomfortable with this.